|By Sklmsta [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons|
I really, really, really want to own a real human skull.
It's not that strange. It's not! Lots of people want to own the skulls and bones of humans and other animals.
So I want a human skull. Preferably male, and also, I think, Asian. Why male? I don't know. Like I seriously couldn't give you a reason on that. But Asian? That's because I've been looking at skulls and reproduction skulls online and the ones that appeal to me most have been Asian. Weird, right?
African and European skulls are attractive as well, but for some reason male Asian skulls appeal to me the most. The next most attractive skull, at least to me, is the female European skull. Again, I couldn't tell you why. Maybe I'm just weird. The skull in the picture here was formerly a male European, for reference sake.
Now, I am neither skilled nor educated enough to look at a skull and tell you what race or sex the person was. I say I find male Asian skulls the most attractive only because the skulls that have appealed to me have turned out to be male and Asian. Read from that what you will.
I will probably never buy a skull for two reasons:
1) Skulls are expensive! And I don't have enough money for necessities, let alone an extra $2000+ to spend on human remains that will likely end up being a really morbid dust catcher.and
2) I don't know that I'd get along with whatever bit of spirit remains with, well, that bit of remains. And I don't think I'd be able to cleanse the skull of its spirit, you know? Don't know that I'd have the heart. Don't know that I'd have the skill. And I don't know that you'd be able to get a spiritually neutral skull. I mean, I'd like a spirit tied to the skull, but one I called rather than one that came with it.
Which is why if I ever get a skull, I'll probably end up buying a museum replica—and, really, I'm most worried about the money. Speaking of which, Bone Clones offers these adorable scaled down skull replicas. They fit in your hand! Also, much cheaper than a full sized replica, and much, much, much cheaper than a real skull. I want the set.
Maybe someday I'll be able to afford to buy a real human skull, one that is complete with mandible and teeth. I hope so. Maybe not.