First, I thought you'd enjoy the song. I know I am.
Second, I got my computer issues worked out. Turns out I needed a new cord. The cheapest option. Made cheaper by the Apple Store employee who helped me and replaced my cord for free due to the fact the cord that broke was relatively new. How new, you ask? Well, as I told the employee: "I don't know, I think I bought it last year."
Actually, I would have purchased a new cord. I gave him my credit card and everything. But his little hand-held credit card scanner died just as he was inserting the card. He went to the back to get a new one. Came back with a new scanner. Fiddled around with it, then hemmed and hawed over something in front of me for a while. Went into the back again. Came back with a different box. Had me sign a thing. and gave me a new cord. Yay!
My computer just needs to last through me getting a full time job and paying off some debts. Then I can get a new one. Pray for me.
Third, normally I'd be at work right now. Normally I'd be just one the front desk at the library, and looking forward to (1) a chance to sit down and play on the internet for a bit, and (2) interacting with my regular Wednesday night patrons. I'd also be thinking of all the things I'd have to do when I got off desk at 7:00 and able to go back to my desk to do more of the work for which I was hired. Normally, I'd be doing this.
However . . .
Man, I'm sick as fuck. We're not really sure what I have. Something akin to Strep Throat, but I tested negative for Strep. At least on the rapid test. But whatever it is, it's annoying as fuck.
This is not an illness that makes me think I'm dying. I'm not in a lot of pain. I'm not feeling particularly miserable (except boredom). I'm stuffed up. My throat hurts. A little sore in the joints, but not too bad. None of that is really bothering me. It's cold stuff, you know? Expected when you're sick, and not as bad as it feels like.
What's driving me crazy is that my uvula is swollen. I can feel that little fucker drooping on the back of my tongue. It's AWFUL. So awful. I feel like I'm going to choke on the damn thing. It's hard to breathe, difficult to swallow, and feels really weird to lay down on my back (then I can feel it on the back of my throat). But maybe the worst—though I didn't think this earlier today—is that I'm on a freaking liquid diet until it goes back to normal.
Now, I'm not exactly hungry per se, but I really, really, really want solid food. I was not prepared, mentally, for this fast. I want solid food. I keep having to pee, and I have to "eat" like every two hours to keep from being ravishingly hungry. I keep thinking of burgers or pizza or pasta or something that I can chew. Something that will fill my belly.
It doesn't help much that my period's coming up and I'm always a bit anemic and craving red meat beforehand.
I'm so hungry.
I'm so bored.
I'm so hungry!
I'm so, so hungry.
I also want a cigarette, but that's another matter. One that's haunted me since Monday. (Only one day late).
I took a steroid to reduce the swelling, and an antibiotic for infection, and an order of a liquid diet until I can properly swallow without choking, and another order to skip work again tomorrow because I'll still be contagious. And all I really want to do is eat and be around people.
Oh well, I'm going to watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy and try to convince my mom to buy me ice cream. Wish me luck and a speedy recovery!
I really, really, really, really, REALLY, rRrEEeeAAAllYYYY want to eat tomorrow.